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Help I'm trapped in the TARDIS.

Hi, I'm Elijah. You may also call me Muddy or Eli. I'm your friednly neighborhood kinky, autistic, straightedge, trans* guy who considers himself married to his unicycle and has written 2 books.
I have 2 betta fish (Shai'tan and Patches), 2 rats (Grizzly, and Everest), and a cat (Booger).
We will get along if you like tea, animals, hiking, books, roller coasters, urban exploring, story telling, science, m&ms, Nikola Tesla, or Alaskan Shepherds.

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageRomanian
BuildAverage
Height160 cm
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorLight brown
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairShaved
Best featureHands
Body ArtScarred, Strategically placed tattoo
Health ConditionSpeech disorders

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationFriends come over often
Living ArrangementsWith pet(s)
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsCat, Fish, Rodent
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
SpecialtyOther
Employment StatusFull-time

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesDocumentaries, Situation comedies, Instructional, Movies
Favorite movies typesDrama, Horror
Favorite moviesOld Boy, Starship Troopers, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, etc.
Music typesCountry, Rap, Rock, Metal, Pop, Classical, Jazz, Folk, Punk
Favorite artistsHave Heart, A Loss for Words, Les Miserables, Ke$ha.
Reading selectionAnthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Satire, Science, Science fiction, I'm an author
Favorite booksThis list is way too long to go here.
HobbiesReading, Learning, Movies, Camping, Volunteering, Computers

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingDon't drink
Social behaviorReserved
Friends describe asTroublemaker
In High School I was a(n)Brain
Sense of humorDry / sarcastic
My great timeTrying new things, The movies, Reading a book, Playing video games, Going to a concert, Going to a museum

Views

Political viewsVery liberal
ReligionAtheist
Attend religious servicesNever

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Spontaneity, Wit
On the first dateGo to the museum of science and watch the lightening show at least 3 times.
Also tea is always good.