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Stop using religion as a crutch to hate people. Just say you're an asshole, we'll understand

Male (49) looking for Female Miami, Florida, United States

Me: Smart, funny and incredibly humble.
You: Same with a side order of sarcasm. Also if your name is Alexa it won't work. If I hear "I've found 15 websites for: This time you wear the bunny suit and I'll go get the ferret" one more time, I'll lose my shit.

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EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageAmerican
Height5' 7" (170 cm)
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorBrown
Hair LengthNeck length
Facial HairBeard
Best featureLips
Body ArtStrategically placed tattoo
My AttractivenessAttractive

Education & Employment

SpecialtySales / Marketing
Employment StatusWork At Home

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesDocumentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies, Science fiction
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Thriller
Music typesRock, Classical, Blues, New age, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
Reading selectionBusiness, Comic, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Satire, Science
HobbiesArts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Family, Travel, Cooking, Playing cards


SmokerSmoke socially
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorFunny
Friends describe asTroublemaker
In High School I was a(n)Class clown
Sense of humorDry / sarcastic
My great timeHanging out with friends, Staying at home, Trying new things, The movies, Relaxing, Going to a casino, Going to a concert, Going to a museum


Political viewsMiddle of the road
Attend religious servicesNever

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness